Thursday, February 25, 2016

Not Quite a Sonnet

     For Studies in Poetry. Dr. Mackie gave us the endwords to a sonnet, which were (purposely?) impossible to create a proper Shakespearan iambic pentameter with. So we all got really creative and progressed slightly in our floundering toward understanding how poetic meter works. (There's three guys who understand it out of fifteen people.)
     I focused on trying to tell a story, because that's what I do. The last line is sort of a copout, but I was stuck for how else to finish. The title got a laugh.

These walls are far too quiet,
speaking of memories of a kiss
while the icebox holds only leftover rice
within its closed-door dark abyss.
Out in the fields the trees
were growing nicely for it being June;
and next week was for harvesting peas,
seeing which oak branches he could prune;
it kept him from thinking. Crystal
left their vineyards and the bar
packing her low-recoil pistol;
and left behind was a well-used guitar –.
For too long his ire has brooded,
and now this poem has concluded.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Ballad

     I don't quite have ballad format down as much as I'd like, but for a first try I thought this turned out pretty well. For Studies in Poetry. The very-long-but-functional title is "General Opinion in Town Following a Home-Grown Murder Case."

News headline says he’ll soon confess,
apology or saving grace,
won’t matter none around this place
when it comes to murder.

The facts are these: Pam strangled late
last summer down by the river,
September can get pretty dark
and Todd’s soul’s bent to slivers –

The scandal horrified our town,
First Baptist and the bars
were full, as folks tried to understand
the darkness in men’s hearts.

This tale’s on its way to legend,
one girl, one guy, depression –
we maybe won’t know if – why? – he was predestined,
committing this deed of fatal aggression. 

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Sestina of Ron Swanson

     For Studies in Poetry. We were supposed to write a sestina, I think the assignment was, and I was out of ideas for endwords. But then I remembered that Ron uses all these random words when he's annoying everyone with that typewriter, and so for the first stanza I used his list in the exact order of the quote. And then I needed one more endword, which became "bacon" since that is quite Swanson-ish. The Parks fans in class LOVED it: "Yes, that was literally Ron Swanson." I loved writing it. Dr. Mackie was so astounded she told everyone in the English department about it.


1 I have a typewriter. It is a rectangle
2 just like my land mine. I love America!
3 And puzzles. I am joyful right now, so I shout like a megaphone
4 and no one can get any work done. This is fun. Monday
5 I have a lot of meetings with buttholes
6 that April couldn’t get me out of. So I shall eat bacon

6 and drink whiskey and then devour more bacon
1 while I doodle little rectangles
5 in a notebook to pretend I am paying attention to anything that butthole
2 is current saying at the moment. America
4 is being ruined by the government, so last Monday
3 I retreated to my cabin and built a deer-antler megaphone

3 so I can drown out whatever crap Leslie is shouting on her megaphone.
6 Then we’ll go to JJ’s Diner and eat waffles and bacon
4 and ignore the showdown with the library on Monday
1 over a lot near the nurse’s house. This rectangle
2 will soon become a public library if we lose. America
5 is being destroyed by librarians – they are the spawn of Satan’s butthole.

5 Or at least, my ex-wife Tammy is a butthole.
3 To say more would be revealing personal information via megaphone,
2 which would be appalling. My vision for America?
6 Everyone minds their own business, eats bacon
1 and construct beautiful handcrafted rectangular-
4 shaped desks out of mahogany. The most useless days of the week are Mondays.

4 Duke Silver is playing in Eagleton on Monday
5 along with Mouse Rat – Andy’s a good kid, but he and those buttholes
1 in his band are nearly as lousy as Jerry. The guy’s so square, he’s a rectangle!
3 Chris Traeger is Talking Very Loudly. His lungs can produce megaphone-
6 level sonic qualities. I respect that. Not as much as bacon,
2 he’s too cheerful most of the time. America

2 needs more libertarians. And mini horses like Li’l Sebastian. America
4 shall mourn the day that glorious equine goes to the pasture in the sky. It’ll be the Monday
6 to end all Mondays. Worse than rabbit food. Or fish meat. Or turkey bacon
5 Have I mentioned that my other ex-wife Tammy is also a butthole?
3 Oh, how I do love a good piece of meat. I’ll scream into Leslie’s stupid megaphone
1 if it be to praise the efforts of the cow which became this delicious rectangle

21 of steak, grown in the only state in America that is a perfect rectangle,
43 Wyoming. Though I suppose Mondays and megaphones
65 exist there, too. Yes, I require bacon now. Go interview someone else, butthole.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Cliche Poem

     This assignment from Studies in Poetry was to use as many cliches as possible, along the lines of Brad Paisley's "Come On Over Tonight." This was really fun to write. I gave it the astonishingly long (but descriptive) title of "Advice From a Single Guy when His Brother and Future-Sister-in-Law are in a Fight Near Valentine’s Day.” This would've been fun to do as a sestina or villanelle, but there wasn't time for either of those. 


Into a corner you been painted,
guess you’ll just have to eat that hat,
because since y’all were first acquainted,
it’s pretty obvious curiosity killed the cat;
so go ahead and call her, maybe?

You gotta either fish or cut bait
if you’re “made for each other”. Ew.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Kate’s
pretty much the one for you, brother,
and when the going gets rough, love her like crazy.

Apologizin’ late’s better than never,
looks pretty cut and dried;
she’s your Wonder Woman, you’re her Steve Trevor;
That Midsummer Night line springs to mind:
“Lord, what fools these mortals be!”

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The Dark Side of Football

     The second essay for Topics of Advanced Comp was on a critical issue. The Super Bowl was that weekend, so I figured, "Concussions and safety in general in football is certainly a critical issue!" So that's what I wrote about. It scored an 85, which I thought was acceptable, though disappointing.

     The fiftieth edition of the Super Bowl was won by the Denver Broncos on Sunday night, and an estimated 94 million Americans watched the contest, according to CinemaBlend’s Conner Schwerdtfeger. For this reason, an appropriate and timely topic seemed to be focusing on the health risks which can come from football. We draw comparisons between the players on the field and the gladiators of Roman times, forgetting one very important detail: Those gladiators usually died. And even though it is a much slower process for football players, they are getting killed, too.
     Much of the storyline from the early seasons of the high school TV drama Friday Night Lights deals with the aftermath of quarterback Jason Street’s paralysis in the middle of a game closing the first episode.  As head coach Eric Taylor prays in a closing voiceover, “Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so very fragile….It is these times, and this pain, that allows us to look inside ourselves” (“Pilot”). Over the last several years, the mainstream sports media have turned a much more critical eye on this issue of safety, which has caused many fans to carefully reconsider their positions on the game in general, as well as how to discuss game action. An example of this can be seen in the differences between the introductory videos of the Electronic Arts video games Madden NFL 2000 and Madden NFL 12, both of which are easily found multiple places on YouTube. Almost in its entirety, the opening highlight reel in Madden 2000 was composed of vicious, violent and frightening tackles – thirty-five shots out of the montage’s forty-five total images were of near-decapitations. By Madden ’12, though, many of the shots were of the pageantry surrounding the kickoff(airplane flyover, cheerleaders, etc), and then the editing of the onfield action was extremely stylized, only vaguely resembling a depiction of a game.
     In Brian M. Ingrassia’s history The Rise of Gridiron University, he writes that social scientists of the early twentieth century such as Edward A. Ross and Francis A. Walker helped popularize football by claiming it developed “moral as well as physical tone” as it created young men with “courage, coolness, steadiness of nerve, quickness of apprehension, resourcefulness, self-knowledge and self-reliance” as players subverted their individual wills to achieve a common goal (93, 95). John Sayle Watterson’s book College Football: History, Spectacle, Controversy relates in detail how the game we know as football came to be what we recognize today. Originally it was a corrupted version of rugby played by eastern colleges, mainly those that we now call part of the Ivy League. Games were more or less organized mob scenes, and occasionally massacres. Due to so many players dying either on the field itself or in relation to injuries suffered while playing, the rules of the game were drastically rewritten, thanks to the considerable influence of President Theodore Roosevelt. Some of these rule changes created for safety purposes were the forward pass, a system of penalties, and the notion of having to earn ten yards for a first down. It took a while for all of these changes to have their intended effect, but eventually serious injury or death became the rare and horrible exception (64-69, 118-119).
     One of the modern issues our society worries about concerning football is concussions, or more specifically, chronic traumatic encephalopathy(CTE), which is a degenerative brain disease likely caused by excessive repeated trauma to the neural regions; it was found in a Boson University study that 87 of 91 subjects showed symptoms of CTE, according to Ian O’Connor’s ESPN.com editorial lamenting the death of flamboyant former Raiders quarterback Kenny Stabler.  O’Connor also states that Dr. Bennet Omalu, the pioneer of CTE research, estimates that 90% of all NFL players have CTE, while a Fox Sports article quotes him as suspecting that O.J. Simpson also suffers from the condition. Omalu was recently in the spotlight thanks to the film Concussion, starring Will Smith as Omalu. But what exactly is a concussion? According to the Sports Injuries Sourcebook, “any change in mental status or function qualifies as a concussion” (218). This is typically caused by a sudden sharp blow to the head, as it comes from the Latin word concutere, meaning “to shake violently.” The result is that the sufferer gets confused about his/her environment (WebMD). Since children’s brains are still developing, they jostle around more, which puts them at great risk for receiving concussions. Some, though not all, symptoms of this could be dizziness, nausea, vomiting, blurred vision or altered emotional behavior (Sports Injuries 218). They may be classified as either Grade 1(mildest; patient remains conscious at all times and is merely dazed), Grade 2(worse; patient still remains conscious, but remains out of it and has difficulty answering simple questions correctly), or Grade 3(by far the worst; patient is knocked out) (Sports Injuries Sourcebook 219-20).
     In an editorial for the American Heart Association’s publication Circulation, Gary J. Balady and Jonathan A. Drezner report that 83% percent of linemen are susceptible to developing either hypertension or prehypertension, which could result in a premature death due to cardiovascular disease.
     While the highest-profile levels of anxiety about the health risks that come with playing football will naturally be towards the professionals, they represent only a miniscule fraction of those playing football in America. There are thousands of college teams, high school squads and youth football teams. This gambling away of present health for the slender chance at cashing in on a fortune can be devastating if the player loses. Kathleen E. Bachynski and Daniel S. Goldberg report in the Journal of Law, Medicine & Ethics that two-thirds of Washington State high school players stayed in games after an occurrence of a mild traumatic brain injury, or concussion (“Youth Sports” 329). This Russian roulette with one’s health is well-chronicled in H.G. Bissinger’s book Friday Night Lights(which was the inspiration for the TV show) in the case of Boobie Miles, who was primed to be the star running back of the 1988 Odessa Permian Panthers. Instead, he shredded his knee in a preseason scrimmage, which dashed his dreams of attending a Division I school (53-57, 66-69). He is now an overweight diabetic with a prison record living in a trailer with his girlfriend and a lot of child-support payments to his ex-wife, according to Bissinger’s follow-up article for the ESPN-affiliated Atlantic-esque pop-culture-oriented Grantland website, entitled “Where Is Boobie Miles?”, which was actually an excerpt of his sequel After Friday Night Lights.  
     Which takes us back to wondering, is it ethical to allow young men to throw away their health in order to satisfy the public’s need for a spectacle in order to avoid doing household chores? There are many other reasons for fans to follow football, of course, perhaps keeping track of their alma mater, or sportwriters and broadcasters following their assigned beats. The Romans were skilled warriors; which is why they left such a mark on Western civilization. There is a football stadium in California known as the Coliseum; which is an obvious tribute to the earlier Roman Colosseum. We stage our fights in this arena, replacing the sand with painted grass, and we may call players “gladiators”; which comes from the Latin word gladius, meaning “sword.” There’s something we forget often, though: most of the time, those gladiators in the Colosseum were killed. And so are football players; it’s just a slower process. CTE is just one of many swords ending their run. Bachynski and Goldberg write that “the most affected population when it comes to brain injuries is also the most vulnerable,” as developing adolescents have weaker neck muscles and still-developing brains, together with the possibility of not being able to fully recognize and understand the responsibilities which come from playing sports like football (“Youth Sports” 324). Think of Boobie Miles or Jason Street. Can we condone this slow slaughter of future generations by tolerating it now? These are tough, introspective questions, which must be answered on a personal case-by-case basis.
     In our state, the shorthand way the rest of the country remembers where we are is because of the crimson and cream of the University of Oklahoma Sooners. Football is taken extremely seriously at a local level; just look at rivalries such as Jenks-Tulsa Union, Checotah-Eufaula or Henryetta-Morris. But as much energy is invested in the Sooner State, down south in Texas it’s even bigger, with the Dallas Cowboys, Texas Longhorns, TCU Horned Frogs, Baylor Bears, Texas A&M Aggies, and many other high-profile squads. On a high school level, the competition is even fiercer; due to the sheer size of Texas, there are 704 public schools that currently make the playoffs, according to Tuesday Morning Quarterback columnist Gregg Easterbrook (“Friday Night Bloat”). That represents a lot of the competitive tension which kept the TV version of FNL humming, as audiences followed the Dillon Panthers’ quests for that gold ball trophy. But as Easterbrook points out, that also results in that many more chances for injury. To win a title, a Texas high school squad must play through 16 games – the equivalent of a full NFL season. Again, these are high school students. They are still developing physically, mentally and emotionally, and must do ordinary things like schoolwork as well. They are not professionals; it isn’t their sole job to win football games. This seems troubling. But at the end of the day, as FNL’s Coach Taylor said to close the pilot, “We all are vulnerable, and we will all, at some point in our lives, fall. We will all fall. But we must carry this in our hearts: That what we have is special, that it can be taken from us, and that when it is taken from us, we will be tested.” Is it hard to imagine the landscape of the Midwest, Texas and the South without football? Yes. But that might perhaps serve a greater good, if it prevents injuries such as these from occurring. However this story of football’s place in modern society turns out, it should be interesting to watch from the bleachers.  



Works Cited
Bachynski, Kathleen E. and Daniel S. Goldberg. “Youth Sports & Public Health: Framing Risks of Mild Traumatic Brain Injury in American Football and Ice Hockey.” Journal of Law, Medicie & Ethics 42.3 (2014) 323-33. CINAHL with Full Text. Web. 8 February 2016.
Balady, Gary J. and Jonathan A. Drezner. Circulation. 128.5 (July 2013) American College of Cardiology Foundation and American Heart Association. 477-80. MEDLINE. Web. 8 February 2016.
Bissinger, H.G. Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team and a Dream. Reading, Mass.: Addison-Wesley, 1990. Print.
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O’Connor, Ian. “Another CTE case, another reason football needs dramatic change.” ESPN.com. ESPN. 4 February 2016. Web. 4 February 2016.
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Ya boy MiMz. “Madden NFL 12 – Opening Introduction.” Online video clip. YouTube. YouTube. 29 August 2011. Web. 4 February 2016.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Flashback Assignment

     This was an assignment for Dr. Mackie's Fiction Writing course, we were supposed to practice using a flashback in this flashfiction story.  I wrote this during the Super Bowl, thus the content (and somewhat the attitude) of this piece.

            So I didn’t really watch the Super Bowl this year. Again. I mean, I sorta did – but really for the commercials(which were disappointing, for the most part). It’s been that way for a while. And though I would have horrified my eight-year-old self by not watching, I still felt obligated to go to the Super Bowl party when Mike and Kasey invited me over.
            “C’mon, Pete! Everybody else from the office is coming over. It’ll be fun.”
            “Sure, okay….I like snacks.”
            I understand the game, of course. It’s different that when I cared about it, but still recognizable. Offenses still score, special teams is overlooked, and defenses knock the crap out of people. That’s really why I didn’t want to watch.
            It was in high school, during the rivalry game down in Henryetta. It was late in the second quarter, just before halftime. The Knights were leading our Eagles 8-6, and Morris had the ball on our 47 yard line. Second down, six yards to go. Our quarterback took the snap, handed off to my brother Nathan. He ran to the left, gaining about four yards before getting crushed by two black-and-gold jerseys. You could hear the hit, it was that hard. And then an unnatural snapping noise… The stadium got instantly quiet; it was spooky. They called out the ambulance and rushed him off to St. Francis in Tulsa. Dad went with him in the ambulance, Mom went in our car. They forgot I was there; heck, I forgot I was there. The second half took an eternity to finish, we ended up winning, I think I read in the paper. I wandered past the bleachers on the visitors’ side of the stadium and sat staring into space past the darkened baseball diamond. My girlfriend Samantha and her dad Keith just sat there with me for a while. It was a companionable silence. I rode back to Morris with her family; Mrs. Allan put Sammy’s little siblings to bed, and then Keith, Sammy and I headed to the hospital, where we spent the night half-dozing in alarm in the cold, unforgiving waiting room.
            Nathan’s leg was shattered, his hip was cracked, and he’s had no feeling in his foot ever since because of the nerve damage. He can walk again, but it's halting; and it expends a ton of energy. We’ve talked about football occasionally; he wishes he could have played again. I asked him why, and he just explained it away by pulling up Garth Brooks’ song “Rodeo,” saying it was same kind of thing. I don’t quite understand that. But then, I never really wanted to play.

            I was 14 then, so it must be about eleven years ago…crazy how time passes. It feels like last night, sometimes. But I guess it was just one of those landmark moments of growing up…they just have a ton of impact, and hit you extra hard. If I was better with words I could explain it better. Anyway, that’s why I don’t care much for the game. If somebody asked why, then I’d try to explain, but the only thing people do is give you a funny look. And it was good to see Peyton Manning win another Super Bowl, I guess. Now, is it time for the NASCAR season to kick off in Daytona?.   

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Lightwriting

      This flashfiction story(under 500 words) was supposed to emphasize internal dialogue, if I remember right. From Dr. Mackie's Fiction writing course. 

      They really thought that those pictures were pretty good… 
      Lexy Martin marveled at this while milking the goats a couple days after Thanksgiving. Soda loved them; and Sawyer suggested that she take some photography courses. He meant that in a good way, of course – and the scores from that ACT she’d taken on a whim had come in –
            “Aim high, be accurate, get the point.” The family mantra(related to a shared love of volleyball and ping pong) replayed itself for the millionth time while she walked over to the animal shelter half of the farm. Now to feed the puppies. That Lab needs shots….remind Mom about that. And what about Spree? The brown Nubian was starting to go dry, and her being the top producer. Hard to run a dairy without milk…
             Phone rang as she reached the porch. “Paws-N-Play Animal Shelter and Dairy, how can I help you?...”
She was tying her coppery hair into a ponytail after a shower before the office-work began and people showed up when her mom waved good morning on her way out on a grocery and feed store run.
            “What you got on today’s schedule, Lex?”
            “Photoshoot for some people wanting Christmas cards; fans of Soda’s writing. Need to talk to Sawyer about redoing the website copy, and two families stopping by for shelter visits. Movies with Joseph tomorrow night.”
            “Mmkay,” Autumn nodded. “I can call Sawyer. An’ don’t forget Maddie’s game tonight in Niangua.”
            Of course….and naturally it was a split; since half the family had grown up there and the other half in Somewhere. Lexy made a mental note to wear a Cardinals cap with her Jaguar-blue shirt.
            The events of the day went relatively well – except for the rain shower interrupting the Christmas-card shoot. Those clients proved a little difficult to deal with; but there were a few decent shots, she figured. Three dogs were adopted by the two families; so there was that paperwork to fill out. Another dog was inquired about, likely to be placed in a home next week.
            Maddie pulled down eight rebounds and scored eleven points in the 47-42 Niangua victory, so it was one of those situations where everybody in the family won. Sitting in the familiar wooden bleachers of the rickety old gym, Lexy came to a decision: She was going to give college a try. The familiarity of the NHS gym probably had a lot to do with those last walls of anxiety preventing her from committing to this plan before.
            “But what about the shelter?” she asked once she’d announced these plans.
            “I still have my vet’s license,” Soda pointed out. “Wouldn’t be the end of the world if I moved back for a while to take care of stuff.”
            “We’ll figure that out, Lex,” Autumn calmly answered her fears. “Give it a shot, if you want to.”
            So the next fall, Maddie went to Warrensburg to study biology at Central, and Lexy enrolled at Pitt State as a photojournalism communications major. 

Monday, February 1, 2016

Pressing On

      This was the first draft of my first workshopped story for Fiction Writing. I shortchanged it a lot by cramming such an enormous idea into such a tight space, but maybe now that the course is over it can grow and breathe a bit. This isn't the greatest story ever, technically speaking, but I felt it needed to be written.

     The elevator would break down…wouldn’t it?
     Jeremy really don’t like them in the first place. They’re cramped. Too many people can be smashed in together inside them. There’s no air. You’re moving vertically, on the strength of cables. Really tough high-strength cables, but still, those are like ropes. And ropes…snap. And there’s no windows. Except, really, those with windows are even worse. Because then you can see things, and then you realize, “The ground is a long ways down. And very bad things would happen if I fell.”
     But…well, let’s just say he hadn’t fallen twelve stories just yet. As a matter of fact, he was more stuck at the moment, almost-but-not-quite-enough to squeeze out the door and jump/fall onto the laminate. There wasn’t really much else to do. So he opened that little box and called the fire department or whoever that phone line is connected to. That took a while. But eventually they yanked the doors open enough that he could ungracefully sprawl his way onto the sixth floor. And then it was off again, trailing the scent -
     Being trapped had its perks, he had to admit. Those muscle-bound Russian thugs had lost track of where he was, so they were probably angrily snuffing cigarette-coated breath into their beards and pointing their AK-47s at each other somewhere.
     Right now, Jeremy didn’t really care what they were doing, it was enough that they’d stopped shooting at him for a spell. He had to find Comet.
     For all he knew, she could be getting horribly tortured, or - Ew….let’s not think about that. Or – Nah, that’s too much like an action movie.
     Point was, she was in danger. And if it was bad enough she needed rescuing…this was not good at all. Probably a very near-lethal situation. How she managed to get herself kidnapped would be another story, and it would later be told and retold and falsified to the authorities in an appropriate manner. But for now…yeah, just had to find her first. Then the rescuing part comes in later.
     He slipped out the elevator door after being rescued, making his way through the city streets. And then he heard angry Russian threats and obscenities from somewhere behind him. He didn’t really speak Russian, but you kind of know what the cuss words sound like in many languages when you’re doing the kind of things he found himself doing more and more often these days. It was - part of life.
     So he bolted, and thus the dance begun again…
     He won this round of Hide and Seek, heard one of the thugs mention something about 4207 Tait Avenue. It was a god lead, anyway.
     So after taking a bus towards that part of the city, 4207 Tait Avenue turned out to be an office complex, much like the one he used to work in at the radio station, before everything happened. Things didn’t quite go as planned. Melissa was tied up and hanging from the ceiling by her forearms, glaring at him. Jeremy whipped out his pistol and tagged a couple of the soldiers; he was reaching for the Taser when something shredded in his knee. She wrenched herself free from the restraints and took care of the last few guys. Together, they stumbled out of the building. 

     About two months later they found themselves in her parents’ apartment during a lowkey visit with her family. They were concerned about the cast on her wrist, of course; she explained that away as a rollerblading accident. They didn’t look like they completely bought that story, but let it slide. It was a nice evening – the board game Ticket to Ride was played, playful insults flung around and it wasn’t awkward at all.
     “Just buildin’ routes all over the Midwest?” Melissa’s dad James asked Jeremy, laughing.
     “I believe in the QuikTrip system of customer service above everything else,” he said. “They ought to have things made easiest for them. Profits can come later. Loyalty’s more important to build up first.”
     “That’s fine, but I’m still gonna win. My train is 41 cars long. Beat that.”
     “It’s been a while since Melissa’s dated anybody. We weren’t really sure how to react, but you seem like a pretty good guy,” her mom Clarissa said.
     Jeremy raised an eyebrow, clearly saying, “That was the cover story you came up with?!” She rolled her eyes and picked up two cards off the top of the deck.
     It was right then when the first earthquake happened. Everyone stared into blank space for a moment before Jeremy and Melissa leaped into action, herding her parents and brother out of the apartment. More shaking occurred; drywall started falling, alarms wailed – they tried the elevator, but there was a gaping maw where half the floor and ceiling had been. The wall outlets were melting from the flames, other residents were plowing along, too – James was rammed headfirst into a stairwell railing – but everyone stumbled outside –
It was insane. Like a tornado, only so much worse – buildings were pulverized, huge bonfires were burning themselves out, cars were molten sculptures, and the streets were shredded. Springfield looked basically uninhabitable. Elsewhere, other stunned citizens were hiking dazedly through the wreckage. “What….what do we do now? What’s happening?” Clarissa asked.
     Melissa swallowed before answering. “…Ya know how I was always tellin’ you guys that things were gonna get really bad really soon? Wellll….welcome to the war.”

     Things didn’t get much better. The coasts had been taken over months ago, and in a way, it was almost a relief that things were coming to the Midwest. A lot of groups surrendered quickly, but there were a fair amount of holdouts which formed into militias, creating encampments which were turned into makeshift settlements. Mostly in the smaller backwoodsy parts of the country – out-of-the-way spots about an hour’s distance from Kansas City, Tulsa, Columbia, Little Rock, that kind of thing. Doctrinal barriers could be forgiven as Baptists worked with Catholics and Calvinists toiled alongside Methodists. Because life is made richer through the peculiar perspective of those with Downs syndrome. And the Gospel can’t be snuffed out by governments or missiles. The main area of rebellion occurred more or less without the bounds of the old Confederacy; from the Florida Panhandle to southern Indiana, and then most of Texas up through Kansas. Small publishers(some gleefully, others with trepidation) reprinted unauthorized copies of Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451. Shakespeare’s works, Jane Austen, Mark Twain and other worthwhile novels were distributed. Some groups called referred to themselves as Swansons, others Browncoats. More than a few believed in using General Lee(both the man and the car) as a mascot, and though the ending of Ambrose Bierce’s “Owl Creek Bridge” was well known, the ideals of Peyton Farquhar were clung to. The hymns and parables were taught to the next generations from the creatively-minded and the elderly, anxious to put their knowledge and experience to use. For some, this meant commanding a settlement which used to house a summer camp, such as Falls Creek and Tiger Mountain in southern and eastern Oklahoma, or Beth-Eden or Sonrise in southwest Missouri. For others, this meant intensive discussion of theology or classic novels; the teaching of Latin or how to think critically And, of course, there were the rednecks and mechanical-minded who proved their worth coming out of the woodwork with rifles, pistols and shotguns of every description, size and caliber, as well as ammunition and game. Times were difficult and harsh, yes. But that was to be expected, and maybe even welcomed
     Contacts and allies were made and reestablished; generally Jeremy and Melissa found themselves working most often(and most effectively) with the intimidating presences of his brother and father, while a fearless former rock musician known for a never-discovered reason as “Sparkles”, a nurse named Stephany and her sister Stacey the psychiatrist(known as “Rascal”), a tattoo artist named Trevor and former military personnel Nate, Grant and Chloe rounded out the main cast. Roles weren’t assigned by administration of any kind, but Jeremy and Melissa were generally looked at as the captains, spearheading the rest of the main leadership group of their community’s fighting crew, who would then coordinate sub-units. It was most of this group that was stationed at a base outside Beggs, Oklahoma, near the intersection of Highways 75 and 16. The house which served as headquarters was sunken to the dirt road alongside, but with plenty of trees available for snipers in lookout posts. Plans were executed and formulated there for a time, but yet they came. The battle was pitched, and the base wasn’t a scrap heap by the end, but it still necessitated a hasty evacuation by four-wheelers to live another day.
     “….see, then it could be like a morale boost, y’know what I mean?” Sparkles explained to Trevor about a comic strip about a ragtag group of rebel canines in their battle to keep North America safe from domination by cats with mind-controlling ray guns. It was a pet project of his that he’d never fully been able to convince anyone else of, though, so the conflict between the International Dog Reaction Agency for World Protection(Eyedrop) and the Feline Empire Alliance for Ruling(FEAR) had never really gotten off the ground except for a general outline of main characters.
     “…Comet could be a border collie, maybe Jeremy could be a beagle, we could have a Lab and maybe an Airedale called Diablo-“
     “Maybe….we could see if we could get a couple folks to think up story…” Trevor nodded, chewing his lip.
     “That’d be great, but right now we’re crowdin’ up the snack-food aisle of a Dollar General, so I suggest we talk about this later?” Melissa snapped, walking into the conversation.
     “’Kay, so Steph’s in Minneapolis right now, hey?” Stacey began, sitting on an improvised crate of ginger ale 12-packs. Stephany was skilled in espionage, and she had contacts across the country and Canada, so she was frequently anywhere. “Maybe we all ought to split up; separating into subteams….”

     Even if life was in a constant state of tension, there were still lighter and pleasant moments: the intense ping-pong tournaments for developing hand-eye coordination and reflex speed, the volleyball matches for strengthening high-stress communication and teamwork, the church services and Bible studies when the territory was cool enough to let the guard down for a minute. And though the middle of a civil war is in no way conducive to kindling a romance, general gossip knew it was going to happen…. Besides, the rest of the team felt more confident knowing that there was some stability in Jeremy and Melissa being a couple. And knowing that the other would usually be manning the base while the other was on mission made things more likely that restraint would likely prevail over stupidity-leading-to-death-in-a-blaze-of-glory heroics. The ceremony was rather quiet, though joyous; a much-needed respite to the tedium of improvising plans on an hourly basis.

     It was why they were sent out to the Arkansas border town of Westville, for an approximation of a honeymoon, and also to transport an elderly woman to an assisted-living facility. Jeremy’s brother Brett and his dad Tom were there to haul the useful(and heavy) of Miss Betty’s possessions such as the recliner. Somehow, somehow, they were discovered. (The gossip network of the town had always been legendary, so it was likely just a Loose Lips Sink Ships type of thing.) Anyway, that was how why they found themselves hurtling through the twists and curves of Highway 62 bound for their destination of Tahlequah, while being chased by several large SUVs.  The thing was, police forces were more or less neutral, caught in the middle of everything….and the Adair County type were apparently the kind you ran from.
     “I got a plan.” Melissa barked to Jeremy and Brett in their pickup. Tom was driving Miss Betty in a Ford Econoline, which wasn’t very inconspicuous at all, but provided the most comfortable ride for her arthritic back. They quickly backed into a convenient driveway just before the hairpin at Eldon Hill, unlocked the old U-Haul trailer, and then they swerved extra-hard into the turn, narrowly and artfully avoiding a jackknifing effect while spinning the trailer fully into the middle of the road. That took care of two of the three pursuers, and convinced the third that it was in his best interest to honor the county limits of jurisdiction and leave it to the Cherokee County people to handle.  
     “Soo….what’re we doing here, again?” Melissa asked. Tom had dropped Miss Betty off at a safehouse farm for now, and they were standing on the brick porch of Northeastern State’s Ross Hall.
     “Brett?” Jeremy directed. Several buttons were pressed on a handy gadget designed to simulate a magnetic-strip swipe card, and the door obligingly popped open, allowing them to enter. “Because we need to lay low for a bit, that’s why. It ain’t the nicest place in the world…but at least the neighbors are quiet.” He mashed a large cockroach. “Though I walk through the shadow of death, your rod and staff, they comfort me…”
     Five stories of stairs later, they had reached the top of the building, which from a strategic point of view was great. From the standpoint of living, however…even for a hideout, it wasn’t much to brag about. This had been well known as the worst dorm of them all, which was saying something, given Northeastern’s reputation for student housing. And the fifth floor was easily the worst part of Ross.
     Jeremy shoved the door to D-wing experimentally. “You were right….that lock is still broke,” he said to Brett.
     “Figured,” he shrugged.
     They trooped inside and claimed dorm rooms.
     “Terrific…I’ve always wanted to hide in a jail cell,” she frowned, looking around.
     “Try living here,” Brett said.
     “You guys know this place pretty well?” Melissa asked.
     “Should. I graduated here, and they both came here for a while,” Tom nodded.
     “So….now what?”
     “I guess we go exploring. Hiking’s best way to get to know someplace,” Jeremy said. “They’ll track us down eventually, but may as well try to relax for a bit. We can go poke around once it gets dark.”
     Tom pulled out a pack of cards and passed them to Melissa to shuffle, and so she dealt out some hands as a game of rummy began, under a raggedy banner on which was printed Matthew 6:34: “Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”