I Love This Barn

     A more rural parody of Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar".

Verse One -
We got caprines, we got rust stains
We've got a slick floor when it rains
And we got cute chicks, we got dog ticks
Food sacks, discarded guitar picks
And the dogs sing about their broken hearts...oh, I love this barn...

Chorus -
I love this barn
It's my kind of place
Just walking through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Oh, I love this barn...

Verse Two -
We've got security guards, we got plenty of hay
We got roosters that'll crow any time of day
And I've seen layers, I've seen fighters,
I've even seen crazy zip-liners
There's that pile of broken mower parts....oh, I love this barn...
(Chorus)

Bridge -
Well, I liked my job, I like to see the Cowboys win
I like eating out for dinner, I like a movie now and then....

Chorus Two -
But I love this barn
It's so peaceful in here
None of that stressful atmosphere
It's free of charge, so come as you are
Oh, I love this barn....